last Monday had a chance to eat first in the life of a true Japanese teriyaki. A certain Leslie invited me to the restaurant for farewell dinner Osaka our fellow Mexican stajennym profession - Raul. Leslie is like a Canadian, but really half blood that runs in her veins is a product purely Polish. And even if he wanted, not been able to supplant August the Polish national. And that's because it looks like, write Paint, manuals niskopiennego mountaineer wife - is the ninety-meter height, long blonde hair, loves bloody meat, and with her strength in more than ten horses. Leslie since a long time crush on Raulu and nobody in the Southlands is not a secret, she wanted him to possess. But he is very alert, and every time when she was almost lure him in his network of desires, he gets beyond the spanish flies gracefully. I think that it inherited a sixth sense after his iberyskich grandparents, who came to Mexico at the beginning of the twentieth century.
Raul comes from Guadalajara and is the son of an impoverished giant cow who just recently lost his entire herd (over 400 head of cattle) on the left are any business, and now I barely make ends meet. And among other things, precisely because he sent his eldest son to work abroad. Raul, before they went to Vancouver, przebidowal half a year in Toronto, where he unsuccessfully tried get caught in its banking learned. When brought to the west coast, taught by experience, already do not even deluded, it gathers from the Bank of Montreal, Bank of Nova Scotia or another capitalist institution of the family 'of', but immediately rolled up his sleeves and began wholesale flip Horse Manure in a green land Fraser River.
fourth member of our farewell meeting was Avery, a 16-year-old son, Leslie, and also the biggest obstacle standing in her way to get Mexican Lingam. Avery is still higher than the mother, and as we have seen that night, even more than the carnivorous. Fortunately, after how absorbed the whole family on extra juicy shrimp, and later domowil jeszcze and portions of the meat pieces of chicken in ginger sauce, it turned out that once you invaders, it is getting quite a nice and quite talkative. And thanks to this I met his verbosity hilarious anecdote from the life of Canadian dziewiatoklasistow.
since the beginning of our conversation naturally zwawego gained momentum, and even we realized when we went on Asians in Vancouver. 'Even before I came here' - she asked Leslie - 'ye did notion that he is there's so much? ". 'I read that you have here a real Chinatown' - I answered - 'and the local Chinese gang is the strongest of all, but that's all. "Leslie explained to us how fast it is really. Chinese expansion has already reached such a high level, with a lot of people laughing, with a little lacking to ensure that Vancouver was soon incorporated into the PRC and Hu Jintao has changed the name of the 'British' to 'Chinese Columbia. " Luckily, for now Elizabeth II can sleep peacefully and if you are already there to some transformation, but rather they take place in the second page. That Chinese people try to more closely resemble the Canadians and not vice versa, which often leads to a situation so amusing as that which you told us Avery.
in his class of 25 students five is white, is also a small fraction of the Hindu and the rest of the Asians constitute the overwhelming majority of small Yīngxióngow . These are mostly children of very rich Chinese entrepreneurs, who in the past few years emigrated to Canada. And not so much what you just emigrated fled - in the at one point fell on them, because pale fear on the part of the Party, which initially very helpful in making the interests of time, began to look with great reluctance that any attempt of emancipation from her by her skosnookie cocks that lays the golden eggs. Therefore, those who had his head on his shoulders, and instinct, as soon as they sensed that the door of the house are a bit repealed, and a great Sica Li lost her vigilance for a moment, stuffed their pockets with hard earned jenami and immediately run away on the other side of the Pacific. And so they could see ... However
instinct, who managed to pull them from the clutches of the evil Communist Dragon, was not able to save some of them before the loss of vigilance already on the new earth. And so, after I bought a Canadian car, started to eat Canadian food, and Canadian neighbors went to the 'you', they decided that their children will also Canadian. At least on the surface. One of these is a Canadian of Chinese classmate Avery. He moved to Vancouver with her parents several years ago and never managed to learn the language, when he realized (of course with the help of prominent lava accompanied by the school), with Mr. and Ms. Wang earned an incredible crimes against him. Together with the money bought a heavy citizenship because they decided to give him something else - the true Anglo-Saxon name worthy przyszywanego Son of Albion. They named him Harry. The only problem is that the word 'Harry' is pronounced in English dangerously similar to the 'hairy' - or 'hairy'. But Wang in everyday speech is nothing but, pardon the expression, just a simple ... dick!
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